We have come to visit you in peace and with goodwill!
Robots may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human
being to come to harm.
機器人不得傷害人類,或袖手旁觀坐視人類受到傷害;
Robots have seen things you people wouldn't believe.
Robots are Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With.
Robots have shiny metal posteriors which should not be bitten.
And they have a plan.